icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information

Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

thevulcantimelord:

When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:

Well excu^{uUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}U_{UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}u se me

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

seragakisexual:

things that are harder than they should be

• telling your friends how much you like them
• telling your crushes how much you like them
• evening out your eyeliner

37breaths:

charliewomanofletters:

editingatwork:

Humorously done but it brings up a very good point about the song. (And I like how the guys immediately reacted, “Wow, dude, that’s not okay.”)

Seriously, even as like a ten year old I knew that line was just wrong. 

I like how they beat the shit out of the rapist at the end. We need more humor on the side against rape like this video.

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

Happy fathers day to the only man I’ve ever known as my father. I call him papi because that’s what he is to me, my papi.

Munchkin was a cat today! #munchkin